Would you rather have robotic...

You must hate us, and me (Chris) specifically, with all your guts.

Last week, I told you we were going to start doing audience submitted scenarios. And then we waited like children on Christmas morn.

And out of the hundreds of people who vote every week we only got TWO suggestions.

So we're going to expand things an additional week. Just reply with your suggested would you rather scenario. Next week, we'll share the scenarios for you all to vote on.

We'll illustrate whichever scenario wins AND send you a print of the illustration (print quality not guaranteed), signed (or maybe e-signed) by the crew who pours their heart and soul into this newsletter.

From Last Week

Would you rather only be able to eat pizza with..

Pineapple

59%

No Cheese

41%

Where You Argued From

Your Arguments

"It's like a giant bread stick. What's not to love?"
- Carin (responded no cheese)

"I can just pick off the pineapple… it’s fine. But a pizza that goes in the oven without cheese makes me want to cry!"
- Sean (responded pineapple)

"This is pretty easy for me. I shouldn't be having dairy, and what's better than having salty pizza crust with pizza sauce?! You also have the possibility to dip it in anything.

 

I do like pineapple on pizza, though! I'd just need some ham too."
- Michelle (responded no cheese)

"I don't get the hate for pineapple on pizza in the U.S. If folks only knew what was popular in Italy on pizza... Speck (my personal fav!), tuna and all kinds of fish, potatoes, corn, boiled eggs (I can't with that one), even hot dogs and french fries for kids :D"
- Genna (responded pineapple)

"Pineapple on pizza is cringe, whereas no cheese, easy peasy, I can deal with that!"
- zee (responded no cheese)

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