Your Arguments
It seems like you all really liked this one, and had some strong opinions on top-of-head-ware.
"This is somehow the most evil one yet… primarily because I’d look like an idiot in either. The beret does sound more comfortable,
though, so I may as well feel good when looking dumb."
- Jason (responded beret)
I strive to make each question more evil than the last. - Chris
"A bowler cap. Hands down. This requires a story.
There was a guy who mowed lawns in my neighborhood. Always wore the same bowler cap.
Rain, bowler
Sun, bowler
Without fail, he would wear that
same damn bowler cap. Months go by, and I bump into him at a charity thing. Guess what he was wearing? It wasn't a cowboy hat. It was that same bowler cap. The funny thing is, it worked on him. That balance point of whimsy and professionalism is a tight rope to walk, but somehow, with the right head, a bowler cap is the most versatile. A beret is either a military service member or a snobby artist, never both at the same time, but definitely one or the other. There is no in-between."
- Zach
Rose (responded bowler)
"Why not always look chic in a hat?"
- CC (responded beret)
"Only the French
can pull off a Beret."
- Sean (responded bowler)
"I may not agree with him on many things, but Silwa does have that drip on."
- Alex (responded beret)
"This was hard. I think based on hair type bowler would be better, but I've been watching Love Story and the beret has a certain appeal."
- Piscataway (responded bowler)
"I'm an artist, so a beret seems the most appropriate, even though the
thought of always wearing a hat is a sensory nightmare"
- Anon (responded beret)
"You didn't give me a beanie or a fez (fezzes are cool) as options, so this is the next best one. My head looks weird in a beret and there is no way that I can make it look good on me. I have tried. Now my partner? He
looks good in a beret."
- Carin (responded bowler)
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