Were it's at.

Published: Wed, 10/21/20

Would you rather be a were-:

Shrimp

Narwhal

Tucan

Results from last time:

Would you rather eat a bunch of...

69%

Candy Corn

31%

Licorice

Best darn responses.

Answer: Candy Corn

From: @drinkthebones

Eating too much licorice causes your potassium levels to fall and THAT can cause abnormal heart rhythms, as well as high blood pressure, swelling, lethargy, and congestive heart failure. https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/black-licorice-trick-or-treat

Choose candy corn. Choose life.

Answer: Licorice

From: @mesmithdesign

I created a chart to answer this, it was the best way I could explain it:

Answer: Licorice

From: @corey_cojo

This has to be the most cursed WYR yet. I would rather NOT eat either of those options at all. Both are horrible choices for candy... not sorry about it either. Would rather eat a piece of a wax crayon called candy corn or chew on a slightly flavored piece of rubber wire that will just get stuck in your teeth?

I chose the licorice based on the variety of flavors that would at least have a better taste than candy corn.

My goal in life is now to find an even MORE cursed WYR. Rest assured, I shall not rest until my task is complete. - Chris

Answer: Candy Corn

From: Megan

Candy corn is good actually(tm) if you eat it with peanuts.

I don't want to yuck your yum... but... yuk. - Chris

In all seriousness, I will try this. - Chris

Answer: Licorice

From: @ Mugen_AZ

I knew this one was coming. Alright, here's the down and dirty truth:

Candy corn is disgusting.

Truth be told, I'm not much of a licorice fan. But it's the (far) lesser of two evils.

Candy corn is unique as a pinnacle of unpalatable food traits. The flavor is bland and heavily-processed. The consistency is chalky and difficult to dislodge from behind teeth, braces, etc. It has an aftertaste that isn't easily washed away, even by the best in name-brand chocolates or sodas.

Licorice? Who cares. Death to candy corn.

I'm furious that we're so predictable. I'll make sure we get some more surprising scenarios in November. - Chris

Answer: Candy Corn

From: @impaleale

t's probably not making it to the sweet sixteen, but candy corn is definitely competing in my candy playoffs.

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