Hamsterific!

Published: Wed, 11/11/20

A businessman in a human sized hamster ball on the left and a house inside a huge hamster cage on the right.

Would you rather:

Always have to be in a hamster ball

Live in a house sized hamster cage

Results from last time:

What's the best halloween costume?

Best darn responses.

From: ???

Juice boxes. Back in grade school, my friends and I were each a juice box with our own flavor with our own specific nutrition facts. Super easy to make, super hard to sit down. All you need is a big box and some construction paper.

From: @zacheryrose5

Ok, this is a little ambitious, but at the end, it will require that the "costume wearer" never needs to be physically present. I was inspired by the phrase #2020TrickOrYeet. My premise is as follows:

Over the three or so days prior to Halloween, set up small pails with Non-meltable halloween treats throughout the neighborhood, ideally covered so animals can't get into them. All must have the following note:

"#trickOrYeet from your favorite flying witch".

Make it look like the pails landed hapharzedly (sp?), like they were thrown from a great distance.

Get a really powerful slingshot. Like, crazy powerful. Or a drone. Wrap a bunch of christmas treats in a soft cloth like wrapping so they won't hurt or injure anyone if dropped or thrown from a great distance. Then, let 'er rip on the big night

From: ???

Looking back, I’m pretty sure my mom was super lazy and unwoke... I was a hobo no less than 9 of my 12+ years trick or treating

From: @carinslater

My favorite Halloween costume was my husband's. But before I tell you what it was, I've got to set the stage: Our friends got married on Halloween and then had a reception hours later that was a costume party. So we show up to the wedding in our fancy outfits and my husband has his hair in a pony tail 'cause it's long (this is pertinent, I swear). We have a great time. He does, she does, we wave good bye and head back to our apartment.
My husband promptly shaves his head and transforms into Spider Jerusalem complete with cane, bag, button, red/green glasses, and a spider "tattoo". (If you don't know who Spider Jerusalem is go read Transmetropolitan. It's the best graphic novel series of all time. He's like Hunter S. Thompson in the future.)

We showed up at the reception and everyone lost their shirt when they first saw him. It was epic and by far my favorite Halloween transformation.

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