1. Sentient Lizard that takes care of my taxes? Sign me up
So, I have a pretty well-defined moral compass. I used to spend a lot of time delivering pizza and car parts (not at the same time, two different jobs). I would imagine a sentient mouse as being particularly fearful. Likely, the advice being given would be more bent towards making sure you aren't in
the line of sight of predators. Also, I'm the kind of person that dislikes those who just constantly dole out advice without helping to actually solve the problem.
As for the lizard. A smart, unfeeling, hyper-focused predator that knows what is in front of it, "accounts" for its prey, and then strikes faster than almost anything? Sounds like someone is going to find that hidden deduction for me. Also, taxes make me easily confused, and I write code for a
living. No thanks.
- zacheryrose5
👆🏽 Alright Zach, I'm officially a fan. Please never stop sharing your feedback on these scenarios. Chris
2. Because I make impeccable moral choices on my own
- Sophie the theologian
3. It’s usually easy to find someone willing to offer moral advice but finding good insurance and tax advice...that’s harder to come by.
4. While I don't love lizards, I have a greater distrust for Mouse Morals. This is due to their insistence to invade my house uninvited! Can never trust the morals of an unwelcome house guest.
- mesmithdesign
5. I don't trust mice. Sneaky lil' naked tail suckers.
- Ernie & Lars S
5. I run into significantly more insurance and tax issues than moral quandries... so I guess that's good?
- dobertravidson