1. ABSOLUTELY FLOATING IN THE OCEAN?! How is this even a contest!? Imagine for a moment, you're in the middle of the Amazon, all you have a campfire. You know what exists in the amazon? Jaguars! Nocturnal hunters! Basically a killing machine with knives on their feet. Also, lest we forget the literal 20% to 30% of biomass that is the insect population! Guess what they do at night, they find other sleeping animals to feast on. Guess what doesn't exist in the middle of the ocean? Those same insects! I can survive 1 night of exposure in the ocean, I don't think I'll survive the myriad of insect-born diseases and murder cats as easily.

- Zach R

2. because sharks are the only thing that could eat me!

- Stephen T.

3. I'm a Scorpio Ascendant...I flow in big bodies of water.

- @AdamCerny

4. Because the night sounds of a jungle would be horrifying. At least an ocean would be quiet.

5. Because most creatures would spend their time below the surface, rather than bothering me.

- @likeyoubutme

1. Because, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...SHARKS DON'T SLEEP!

- @sillohmas

2. I have more of a chance to hide from the animals that’ll eat me than I would floating in the ocean!!

- @kristaboxo

3. I don’t know about you, but I know when I pick a pawpaw, or a prickly pear, and I prick a raw paw. Well next time I’ll be aware. I know I don't pick the prickly pear by the paw and when I pick a pear I try to use the claw. But I don't need to use the claw when I pick a pear of the big pawpaw. The bare necessities of life will come to me.

- Mowgli

4. I could sleep in a tent and pretend there aren't jungle creatures lurking close by. Out of sight, out of mind.

- @mjnesta

5. Fingers crossed Baloo and King Louie will protect me and throw a wicked rager

- @cwessel25

6. Better to keep the eye on the things around me instead of under me.

- Zac