1. I like having hands and a human face. I would much rather have the bottom part be fish like so I could be an excellent swimmer and rule Atlantis. Not just a fish face with awkward legs.
2. Bottom - do I really need to answer this lol
3. So, for all those that choose the fish as the top half, I say, "what's wrong with you?". Why is this even a contest? We identify with our top halves waaay more than our bottom halves. Think for a moment. Do you say, "did you see that guy with the weird-looking calves"? No. You say, check out
that guy with the mole on his nose.
Additionally, I'd imagine in this alternate reality that I would have abs. I'd imagine that abs plus fish torso would be awesome. It would definitely beat the normal flippers that most divers use.
4. My romantic self insists. Noone is gonna fall inlove with fishface... Magine kissing that, dude. Mermaids are drop dead gorgeous.
5. Could still eat cheeseburgers.
6. Umm... So that I could swim fast and whack people with it.
7. This is a very hard one for me. On one hand I feel that having legs would be helpful, but with a fish-top I think I’d have to worry about that “reverse scuba gear” running out of water. With the fish-bottom all I really need is a cool set of wheels to get around on land.
