Â
Best Darn Responses.
Â
Too Large
So I could pretend I suddenly shrunk
Â
I grew up hearing stories of my great-grandma sitting by the fireplace, bundled up in a large sweater, watching Netflix. I want to do the same!
Â
Because if it's too small, you'd look like a wrapped burrito.
Â
I like to be cozy and feel like it would be super awkward if your clothes were small. Like mentally awkward, but potentially physically awkward if you had an unfortunate malfunction.
Â
Too Small
I want to show off my shredded abs and it'll make my arms look more ripped as well.
Â
It worked in my cool guy early-2000s scenester days, it can work again!
Â
I hate wearing anything that’s too large for me.